Songs of our People

Aside from Beer and Exercise, Hashers are also well known for singing bawdy songs. There are millions out there, the below an excerpt of some of our favorites.

Outside References:

Kennel Favorites:

Opening Song:

Hashers, meet the Hashers!
They’re the biggest drunks in histo-ry!
From the – town of “Columbia!”
We’re the leaders in debauch-ery!
Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch us, as we down-down lots of beers!
Down down, down down down down

 

Trail Rating Songs:

Shiitty Trai-ail! Wo-oh! Shiitty Trai-ail!
I looked for the marks, but there was none there.
Wo-oh! Shitty Trai-ail!

 

Others:

She’s got, big ‘ole boobies like a, porno movie!
She can, suck a golf ball through a, garden hose!
And you’ll, never leave her! ‘Cause she, shaves her beaver!
Just get-her drunk and anything goes! (With Consent!)

You oughtta be publicly pissed on, you oughtta be publicly shot! (Hey hey!)
You oughtta be tied to a urinal, and left there to fester and rot! (Hey hey!)
He/She/They maaaaay be a jooooy to their Mother, but they’re alwaaaays an asshole to meee!

For Cunt, for cunt, for cuntry and for Queen!
Asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be!

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, it’s her asshole, not her clit.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over.

Hyyymn, Hyyymn, Fuck Him!

I love booze, booze loves me.
Holy shit, I have to pee!
I’m so drunk I’m falling on the floor!
Alco-holic Dino-saur! (Wave Dino Arms while singing)

I used to work in Chicago, the old Department Store!….

 

 

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