1/7/2023 – Forum Nature Area @ 12pm
Ok Wankers, some of you half-minds thought you should make some new year’s resolutions. Let’s break those in solidarity on trail. The hare will test your will with various temptations or punishments… I guess it depends how you interpret. Trail will be A to A’ and anywhere from 3-10 miles.. who the f*ck knows. Broke my no swearing resolution. Dog friendly as one will be haring with me.
Location: McNally’s Pub @ 6
Just Elyse is getting hare-raised (finally!!)! Cum out and practice your NYE sleepover jams wearing your favorite onesie (or any onesie, really, whether your favorite or not). There will be drinks. There will be sleepover party games. There will be mischief. And if you fall asleep early you may get your hand dipped in warm water to see if you pee yourself.
Meet up at McNally’s. Urban trail/low shiggy. Not dog friendly even if it’s not bone-ass cold outside (sorry Cheesy-poops, Just Zelda, and others). A to A’
$10 HASH CASH!!! (Wrect Him will wreck us if we have multiple runs on the checkbook this month.) Bring your ID and payment for prelube and on-afters.
Start at Rose Music Hall @ 6:00pm. Wear something obnoxious and festive!
On-afters at Cheesy and Banjo’s house! Bring a shitty gift to try and pawn off on someone!
Location: Gerbe’s on Broadway @ 6pm
Hares are Blows Thru Bush and Dexter’s Labiatory
3ish miles, three drink stops.
Location: Bonnie View Nature Area (Rollins parking lot)
6:00pm – Hares away at 6:30pm
Normal trail. Bonnie View is no dogs so BYOD at your own risk. 1 BS and 1 SS. Will have both shiggy and pavement.
Start at Gunter Hans @ 6pm
Location: 300 N William St.
Meet at 6, hares away ay 6:30.
Hares Banjo and Pole-tergeist
A to A trail
Come along as we travel to “The Other World” with Coraline. Will you be tempted by the tasty beverage offerings from the other mother in “The Other World” In return, she might ask you to sacrifice your eyes and replace them with buttons, and sew your mouth shut so no Hashy songs could be sung! In support of Coraline, dress as a creepy doll or bring your favorite creepy doll. Better yet, do both!!! Your homework for trail is to watch the movie Coraline!
Hares are Stairway to Heavin’ and Cheesy ‘Stache
Meet at 6pm, hares away @6:30. Assume some shiggy.
Location: Grindstone Nature Area
Come one, come all for Stairway’s Fuck Off Trail! It’s sure to be a good time. Come give Stairway a proper sendoff for his new adventures!
This will be a theme hash: Anything But a Hat
PRIZE for the most creative “non” hat that also survives the entire trail. See you all there!
Start is at Garth Nature Area @6pm. Hares away at 6:30pm.
Hare is Sanitary Sanchez. Trail should be 3ish miles.
Hare is Excalibang.
Start point is Klik’s @6:00pm. Hares away at 6:30.